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Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte. Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kia Aur Bola: Oh! Ye To Gobar Hai, Thank God Mera Pair Nai Pada Santa Walking On Road, Saamne Gobar Pada Tha Fir bhi teri value kam hai – bas yahi ‘inflation’ hai!”
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Santa: assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa Santa and his pregnant wife who was about to deliver were running and Banta saw them,īanta:O Santa singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, Wo kon sa player hai Jo din mein India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan ke liye? Waiter: Waiter: Mere Baap ! Upar room me to chal, Yeh to lift hai Santa: Me yahan nahi rahunga,Itna chhota room,No window, No Bathroom, Return my money. Kyun?Īadmi:- pehle me kunwara tha, fir shaadi ki, ab bacche hai.įaqir:- Bahut khoob! Matlab mere rupeeyon se aayashi….sharam bhi nahi aaati!! GIRL: tumne to dara hi diya tha, main samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai.įaqir:- pehle aap roz 10rs dete the, fir 5, ab 1. Sardar’s wife said, “Don’t look at me, He makes his own lunch.” The Madrasi’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him dosa! Iĭidn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”Įveryone turned and stared at the sardar’s wife. Really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him The Sardar opened his lunch, saw the paratha and jumped to his death asĪt the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping. The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too. The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to Happy Holi in Advance 2021 Status for Whatsapp/ facebook- Advance Happy Holi Wishes Status WhatsApp Stickers, GIF SMS Quotes Messages Greeting Cards Wallpapers Whatsapp DP, Facebook Background & Covers, Whatsapp Updates, Whatsapp Holi Video in Hindi, English, tamil, telugu, Marathi, Gujarati, Bengali. The Sardar opened his lunch and said, “Paratha again! If I get a paratha Advance Happy Holi Wishes Status, Stickers for Whatsapp/ facebook. I get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.” The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again! If If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, “Dhokla ! Scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. Remember In SHOLAY, Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in Air.Ī Gujarati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doing construction work on In 1975, 3 Birds were flying and suddenly they died and fell down. Comedy Jokes Funny Jokes Hindi Jokes Pappu Jokes